No Cow
Pumpkin Pie

What's in the Pumpkin Pie No Cow bar?
No Cow’s Pumpkin Pie leans modern: big plant protein, low sugar, and a texture engineered to stay soft, with four functional add-ins keeping things sweet and pliable.
The 22g of protein come from a pea-and-brown-rice blend, while most of the 25g of carbs are built from soluble corn fiber (a refined fiber from corn starch that adds bulk and can help avoid sharp sugar swings for most people), glycerin (a plant-derived moisture keeper with a gentler glycemic effect), and the starch in pea-protein crisps instead of cane sugar.
Fat stays modest and mostly from almonds, with small amounts of palm oil and cocoa butter to hold the bar together. Sweetness comes from erythritol plus stevia and monk fruit, keeping sugar to 1g.
The pumpkin-pie moment is mostly warm spices via natural flavors rather than actual pumpkin purée.
What are people saying?
Main praise: Reviewers love the macro math—a rare 22g of vegan protein under 200 calories with a softer chew—and outlets like BarBend and SELF routinely call it a practical, filling pick.
Main criticism: The flashpoint is taste and texture: some flavors read dry or chalky with a stevia/sugar-alcohol aftertaste, batches can vary, and the fiber/sugar-alcohol blend bothers a few stomachs.










